Looks At Women Like They’re Meat
Restaurant | Related
| March 30, 2012
(I am sitting at dinner with the parents, and talking about steak dressings.)
Dad: “I like my steak like I like my women: naked!”
Mom: “Hun!” *playfully smacks him*
(Dad looks at me with fake surprise.)
Dad: “Oh! You’re here too!”
Mom: *pausing to think* “Wait, women?”
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?