Looks At Women Like They’re Meat

| Related | March 30, 2012

(I am sitting at dinner with the parents, and talking about steak dressings.)

Dad: “I like my steak like I like my women: naked!”

Mom: “Hun!” *playfully smacks him*

(Dad looks at me with fake surprise.)

Dad: “Oh! You’re here too!”

Mom: *pausing to think* “Wait, women?”

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