Looking For Some Consoling Advice
(I work the graveyard shift in the electronics department. It is the night of the PlayStation 4 midnight release, and throughout the night, I have been receiving a lot of phone calls from customers asking whether there are any more PS4s in stock.)
Me: “Thank you for calling. This is electronics. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Do you guys have any more PS4s in stock?”
Me: “No, sir. We sold out of those about a half hour ago.”
Customer: “Really? Okay. Well, do you know when the XBox One comes out?”
Me: “I believe they come out on the 22nd.”
Customer: “Oh, yeah? So next week… Well, which one do you prefer?”
Me: “Ha! I’m an XBox person myself, really.”
Customer: “Yeah? That’s cool. Hey, I have one more question. It may sound kind of weird.”
Me: “Okay?”
Customer: “Can you help me with my science homework?”
Me: “…uh… Google, bro…”
