Looking For Excitement In The Workplace
(A young man comes into the store and approaches the counter. He is probably about 17 or 18, dressed all in black, with hair down to his waist and fingernails that are about two inches long.)
Customer: “Hi. I’d like to apply for a job.”
Me: “Okay, just fill out this application.”
(He takes the application, fills it out, and leaves. I immediately look through it. Under ‘tell us about yourself’ he wrote: ‘I am a gothic semi-pantophile. The smallest things excite me.’ We has to look up pantophile. It means someone who is sexually aroused by anything. We didn’t hire him.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?