Looking For Cheat Codes

(My friend finds out her boyfriend was cheating on her, and she gets revenge by hiding all of his things in different locations across town. She knows many business owners who have agreed to hide items in their stores for her. With each item comes a clue to where the next item is. Note: my friend’s mother is temporarily staying with her.)

Me: “So, what’s the last thing and where did you leave it?”

Friend: “It’s some of his favorite PlayStation games, and I hid it in my mom’s panty drawer. I also set up a video camera, so when he goes to get the game, I can tell people we broke up because he was stalking my mother.”

Me: “That’s going to be an interesting panty raid…”

(Moral of the story: don’t cheat on my friend!)