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A guy pulls up to the drive-thru speaker at our Golden Arches.

Customer: “Can I get a chicken nugget Happy Meal, but it’s a hamburger?”

I’m thinking I misheard him, which isn’t far-fetched considering the quality of our speakers, so I ask him to kindly repeat himself.

Customer: “A chicken nugget Happy Meal, but it’s a hamburger.”

Me: “You would like a chicken nugget Happy Meal? With a hamburger on the side?”

Customer: “No! A chicken nugget Happy Meal, but it’s a hamburger.”

Me: “Did you mean a hamburger, a Happy Meal, with chicken nuggets?”

Customer: “No! A chicken nugget Happy Meal, but it’s a hamburger.”

Me: “Would you like a chicken nugget Happy Meal OR a hamburger Happy Meal?”

Customer: “This is getting annoying! A chicken nugget Happy Meal, but it’s a hamburger.”

Me: *Giving up.* “Okay, your total is [total], please come to the first window.

I typed in a hamburger happy meal. He paid for that and went on his way. He came back a minute later:

Customer: “What the f*** is this?! I said I wanted a McChicken!”