Looking For A Male-To-Male Connector

(Not that anyone minds, but there has been some idle speculation over whether or not this lecturer is gay. The lecturer comes into class and begins setting up his laptop.)

Lecturer: “Hey, guys, where’s the cable to connect this to the projector? There’s supposed to be one in every room.”

Student: “[Other Lecturer] was in here earlier; I saw him take a cable and leave.”

Lecturer: “Okay, I’ll go ask him about it.”

(He leaves and comes back a few minutes later with the cable.)

Lecturer: “Yep, [Other Lecturer] took it. He said he didn’t but he obviously did. I didn’t want to frisk him. Not in public anyway!”

(Another mystery solved!)