Looking For A Home With Serenity
(A real estate agent is showing me and my boyfriend around the home I am buying.)
Me: “So, [Boyfriend], when are we going to have that Firefly marathon? Since you gave me ‘Serenity’ for Christmas—” *suddenly I notice something I like* “—Oh, look at this. This is cool!”
Real Estate Agent: “You mean ‘shiny’!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?