Look, But Don’t Touch Or Read

| Massachusetts, USA | Right | November 17, 2011

(A middle-aged man and woman walk into the small used bookshop. They look around at the shelvesof books, seemingly perplexed. After giving them a bit of time time, I check up on them.)

Me: “Hi! Let me know if I can help you with anything.”

Woman: What kind of place is this?

Me: *confused* “I’m sorry?”

Man: “What is this place?”

Me: *still confused* “It’s a bookstore.”

Woman: “So, all these books are are for sale?”

Me: “Yes they are!”

Man: “Oh…”

(They exchange looks and leave.)

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  • Dsru Bin

    Buying books implies ownership, and knowledge is meant to be free! They won’t support your proprietary, pro-establishment, complex. Power to the people!

  • Actually these were time travelers, from a time where books are no longer printed. That time started about a year after this story, so they’re actually from our past.

  • zizania

    I often get people in my bookstore thinking it’s a library, but they’re mostly under 10 years old.