Long Married Life Can Be Jarring

| Toronto, ON, Canada | Romantic | September 27, 2012

(We are lying in bed, cuddling, almost asleep. My wife is a huge fan of ‘Futurama’, wherein the president is Richard Nixon because his head, like most other famous dead people, has been preserved in a jar. In this perfect moment as we are falling asleep, I am contemplating the future, and how I couldn’t ever live without my wife.)

Wife: “Goodnight, I love you.”

Me: *tenderly* “I want to put your head in a jar.”

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