Long Distance Kissing Is A Bit Of A Stretch

(My boyfriend and I are both sitting on the lounge. He turns to me.)

Boyfriend: “Kisses.” *makes kiss-lips*

Me: *makes kiss-lips back*

Boyfriend: “No, I want actual kisses.”

Me: *leans over, still making kiss-lips*

Boyfriend: *leans over too*

(When we still can’t reach, we both stretch our necks out, straining and manage to JUST brush our lips against each other’s.)

Both Of Us: “Close enough!”