Logic Board Illogic
Me: “Hello, this is [My Name].”
Caller: “I want to get my money back on a laptop I bought.”
Me: “What’s wrong with it?”
Caller: “Nothing’s wrong. My mom won’t let me put Internet on my laptop, so I don’t want it anymore.”
Me: “I don’t give refunds. My warranty only covers breaks.”
Caller: “So, if I break it you will give me my money back?”