Locked In Lockdown
(Our school has initiated a lock-down drill after an alleged threat against teachers. The lock down drill occurs during English and we lock the doors, pull the blinds and sit by the farthest wall in the class. It lasts 15 minutes after which a homeroom class tries to enter the English class, but can’t because the door is locked.)
Student: *notices all the other classes walking around school* “Uh, sir… I think the lockdown is over.”
Teacher: *serious* “Quiet! They’re testing us.”
(We remained in the class for an extra 10 minutes than necessary.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?