Lock, Stock, And Two Swinging Ninjas
Brother: “Why is the balcony door locked?”
Me: “Dad likes to lock things.”
Brother: “But we are on the 8th floor.”
Dad: “There are ninjas about.”
Me: “You also have to watch out for the skydiving robbers.”
Dad: “Yep, them and the ninjas will get you.”
Me: “How would you know if there were ninjas? You can’t see them.”
Dad: “I can sense their presence!”
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