Locally Grown, Organic, Pesticide-Free Love
(I’m working in the deli department of the supermarket. A customer approaches me with a container of our fruit salad.)
Customer: “Hi, I have a question.”
Me: “Sure, what can I help you with?”
Customer: “Did you make the fruit salad?”
Me: “Yes, I did. We make our fruit salads fresh every morning.”
Customer: “Did you make it with plenty of love?”
Me: *laughs*
Customer: “Is that a yes?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
