Loathe Of Bread

(I am at my brother’s house. My son is diabetic, so I have to watch his carb intake. He is four years old.)

Brother’s wife: *to my son* “Do you want a sandwich?”

Son: “Bread?”

Brother’s wife: “Of course with bread!”

Son: “Too many cabbies in bread. Bread is the root of all evil!”

Brother’s wife: “So, no sandwich?”

Son: “SANDWICHES HAVE BREAD! BREAD IS EVIL! I WON’T EAT EVIL!”