Llama-Drama
(My family is eating out for an early Christmas Eve lunch, and my sister, who is visiting from Ohio, begins talking about her neighborhood.)
Sister: “Yeah, did you know that you’re not allowed to have more than two llamas in your backyard?”
Me: *without missing a beat* “Crap, I’ll have to return your Christmas present, then.”
Sister: “What?”
Me: “Nothing…”
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