Living With Cycle-paths

| USA | Romantic | August 29, 2012

(My boyfriend is planning on transferring to my college, and we’re talking about moving in together. He thinks living with another couple would be a good idea.)

Me: “Well, I do have one friend who might be up to it.”

Boyfriend: “So we’d be living with your friend and her boyfriend?”

Me: “Girlfriend, actually. They’re a lesbian couple.”

Boyfriend: “Alright then.”

Me: “You know, that means you would be living with 3 women!”

Boyfriend: “But only one of them is my girlfriend!” *winks*

Me: “Well, that’s not quite what I meant.”

Boyfriend: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Well sometimes, when women live together, their cycles ‘sync up.'”

Boyfriend: *face goes from one of comprehension to one of genuine horror*

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