Living In The Post-Luigi Period

(My fiancé and I were discussing games – specially ‘Luigi’s Mansion’ for the GameCube. She was born in 1990, while I was born in 1981. Also, I’ve been previously married.)

Fiancé: “Oh, my god, Luigi’s Mansion came out in 2001! I swear I was older then that when it came out!”

Me: *pause* “Wait, when did you start your period?”

Fiancé: “About that same time, 11 or 12. Why?”

Me: *trying not to laugh* “So, you were hiring puberty while I was getting divorced.”