Living In An Animal House
(My husband, my two daughters, and I, are eating dinner one night. Our oldest is two and very sweet.)
Two-Year-Old: *suddenly, with no provocation* “Mommy, you’re boootiful!”
Me: “Oh, how sweet! Thank you!”
Two-Year-Old: *looks at my husband, thinking* “Daddy, you’re… you’re like a horse!”
Husband: *laughing* “What does that mean? A horse?!”
Two-Year-Old: “Yeah! And… and mommy’s like a giraffe.”
Husband: “So do I have a long nose then?”
Two-Year-Old: “Yeah! And mommy has a long neck — like ME!”
Me: “So what is your sister like?”
Two-Year-Old: *looking at all of us, thinking* “Daddy’s like a horse, Mommy’s like a giraffe… and Sissy’s like a… a hippo!”
Husband: “And what are you?”
Two-Year-Old: “I’m like a… I’m like a monkey!”
Me: “Well, that much is true!”
(I have no idea where she got all of that from, but it was hilarious!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
