Little Nuggets Of Un-Truths

(My brother and I are eating dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets. My brother studies palaeontology as a hobby.)

Brother: “These don’t even make any sense. There’s more time separating Stegosaurus and T. Rex than there is separating T. Rex and humans.”

Me: “Dude, shut up and eat your chicken nuggets.”

Brother: *picking up a T. Rex nugget* “Rawr! I’m an anachronism!”