Little Monsters
(My four-year-old niece and two-year-old nephew go outside to play, and she comes back by herself.)
My Sister: “Where’s your brother?”
Niece: “I don’t know. He’s lost. Maybe a monster ate him. That’s why our mommy should watch us.”
(He was fine.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?