Little Miss Fancy Pants
(I am a very advanced child and have a large vocabulary at a very young age. This happens shortly after starting kindergarten, with the teacher fresh out of college.)
Me: *audibly farts* “Excuse me, I just flatulated.”
Teacher: *calls dad* “Sir, your daughter just informed me that she ‘flatulated.'”
Dad: “Did she say ‘excuse me’?”
Teacher: “Well, yes, but—”
Dad: “Then what’s the problem?”
Teacher: “Your FIVE YEAR OLD just told me that she ‘FLATULATED!'”
(After coming home from school.)
Dad: “Honey, I’m proud of you!”
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