Littered With Hints About His Litter
(I am working alone and a family with small children walks in. The children start running around, messing with the displays and trying to go behind the counter, while both parents ignore them and order. I am trying to both control the children and take the order at the same time. I am very much an animal person, but not so much a children person.)
Father: “Children are amazing, but they do take a lot of patience, huh?”
Me: *frustrated but still smiling* “I am actually not planning on have children. My dog is my baby!”
Father: “Yes, but you have to be patient with children.”
Me: “And that’s why I love my dog!”
(He was fuming, but his wife got the hint and quickly gained control of their three young kids. Thank you, kind woman!)