Literally Refuses Your Rhetoric

, , , , , | Related | March 15, 2018

(I’m wistfully watching my five-year-old play with his eleven-month-old brother.)

Me: *out loud to myself* “How did I end up with such wonderful kids?”

Husband: *sitting nearby* “Unprotected sex.”

Me: “That philosophical question was more rhetorical in nature.”

Husband: “I still stand by my literal answer.”

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