Literally Chained To Your Desk
(It’s my last day of work; I am leaving to be a stay-at-home mom. I have been at this job for five years, so on my last few shifts I have had customers and family of coworkers coming in to say goodbye. I am on my lunch break, and one coworker and her husband come in. We are standing around talking about my toddlers, about me staying home, etc. After I while, I excuse myself to go clock back in. After doing so, I head back toward my register when I walk past them.)
Coworker’s Husband: “Get back to work!”
Me: *being a brat* “No, I don’t want to!”
(I stomp my foot like a small child, cross my arms, and whine.)
Husband: “Now, or else!”
Me: *evil grin* “Or what, I’ll be fired?”
Coworker: “I can see it now: [Manager] telling you just to go home now and never come back.”
Me: “Woohoo, I can start my summer early.”
Husband: “I never said ‘fire.’ If you don’t get back to work, you will never be allowed to leave; we will chain you to the till.”
(The manager is walking past and only hears about chaining me to till.)
Manager: “Now that would be a way to make her stay. Why didn’t I think of that? By the way, why are we chaining her?”
Me: “Because I don’t want to go back to work, we decided it would be a better punishment than firing me at this point.”
(He walks away laughing. I get back to work and finish my day. I have less than ten minutes left when my manager walks out, telling us he will be back in a minute. Thinking he’s going for a smoke, I don’t think anything of it. Next thing I know…)
Coworker #2: “What’s that for?”
(I look over to see my manager coming back in with chain he got from his truck.)
Manager: *with a really evil grin* “It’s a present for [My Name].”
(I almost die of laughter as he wraps it around me, talking to himself.)
Manager: “Now this goes around here… Oh, this should go up here! Now where should I hook it?”
(When it was said and done, he did manage to keep me for an extra ten minutes.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?