Been Listening To Those Chinese Whispers
(I work in a clothing store, and I’m greeting an older woman.)
Me: “Hi there! How are you doing today?”
(The customer mumbles something, facing away from me.)
Me: “I’m sorry. Could you say that again?”
Customer: “I said, ‘I can’t believe China wants us to buy all the garbage that’s in this store!’”
Me: *pause* “I’m sorry?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
