Listen To The Lady’s Directions
(I’m the assistant manager of a deli at the Grand Canyon that, because of the landmark’s worldwide popularity, receives a lot of foreigners, especially Europeans. Consequently, they don’t know the country layout that well and ask any “official” looking employee about it. I am finishing ringing a foreign guest up on the till.)
Me: “And that’ll be [total]; is there anything else I can do for you today?”
Customer: “Yes, I was wondering if you could tell me when we would see the ‘Liberty Lady?’” *he raises his fist like he’s holding a torch* “We’ve been driving since Florida and haven’t seen her yet.”
Me: “Sir, I think you’re going to have to go back the direction where you came from, and then North from there to see her.”
Customer: “You mean, she isn’t here?”
Me: “No, she is not. She is located in New York, which is about 2,500 miles to the North and East of where we are.”
Customer: *turns to wife* “I told you we should have stayed by the water!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.