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Lions And Tigers And Donkeys, Oh My

| Working | December 26, 2014

(Our Santa’s Grotto opened at the beginning of November and as such we have very few visitors to start with. One day we decide to play I-spy to kill time.)

Elf #1: “I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘H.'”

Elf #2: “Hat?”

Elf #1: “No.”

Me: “Holly?”

Elf #1: “No.”

(This goes on for several minutes with no success.)

Elf #1: “Oh, my God, guys, you were looking right at it. It’s that horse!”

(She points to the model of a donkey.)

Me: “That’s a donkey!”

Elf #1: “Yeah? Donkeys are baby horses.”

Me: “…”

(The next day Elf #1 is talking about when she was in a show of The Lion King.)

Elf #1: “We couldn’t find lion onesies to use so we wore tiger ones instead.”

Elf #2: “How would that work?”

Elf #1: “Because tigers are female lions. Duh?”

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