Sin City Got Too Boring For Him
(My dad is dropping me and my twin brother off at my mum’s. Whilst driving, Dad turns to my brother.)
Dad: “[Brother], do you know where god lives?”
Brother: “God lives in the clouds.”
Dad: “Good. Do you know where Satan lives?”
Brother: *thinking* “Satan lives… in New York.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?