Limp Limo

| Romantic | November 29, 2012

(I am at an outdoor mall with my boyfriend. I hurt my knee and I’m limping across the road behind him when a limo with several teenage couples in it has to wait for me to move.)

Girl in limo #1: “Hey slow people! Move it!”

Girl in limo #2: “Yeah, move it!”

Boyfriend: “Hey drunk lady, shut up!”

Boy in limo #1: “Hey pretty boy, get laid!”

Boyfriend: *points at me* “Why do you think she’s limping!?”

Everyone in limo: *drives by in silence*

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