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Limp Humor Versus Dry Humor

| Romantic | February 13, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are attending different colleges two hours apart, so we text constantly and habitually put sexual twists on innocent sentences. We also have really cheesy humor. One night I make some pad thai.)

Me: “I thought about it after I asked and realized I wanted to finish my noodles while they’re hot.”

Boyfriend: “Your noodles are always hot, babe!”

Me: “What?”

Boyfriend: “You know what I’m talking about!” *checks you out from head to toes to head* “Mmhmmm!”

Me: “You callin’ me limp and wiggly?!”

Boyfriend: “Only when you’re hot and wet!”

Me: “Ha! I knew you’d come up with something good.”

Boyfriend: “I almost went the other direction but dry and rigid just didn’t seem fun or anything like you…”

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