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This Lime Cannot Go Unpunished

, , , , , | Related | November 27, 2017

(The following takes place via text.)

Me: “I just got attacked by a bag of key limes. Can I bring a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?”

Sister: “Sure! We love pie! You still bringing squash casserole?”

Me: “Yep. But I also need to show these key limes who’s boss, by slaughtering some of them in retaliation for this unprovoked attack.”

Sister: “Right on!”

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