Likes His Coffee Extra Dark
Coffee Shop | Working
| September 3, 2015
(I am buying a drink from a common coffee shop. After giving my order, the employee asks:)
Employee: “And what was your name?”
Me: *deadpan* “I am Lord Voldemort.”
(We share a laugh.)
Me: “I gave my name as ‘Hermione Granger’ once, but the barista ended up writing ‘Lord Voldemort’ on the cup. I’ve used that ever since.”
Employee: “You know, I’m going to buy your drink for you, seeing as you’re the Dark Lord and all.”
Me: “Wow, thank you! The Dark Lord is pleased.”
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