Likely Not A Fan Of Spell Checking

| Brisbane, Australia | Right | November 15, 2010

Customer: “Excuse me!”

Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “I want to return this laptop I bought from you yesterday.”

Me: “Oh really? Why? Is there a problem with it?”

Customer: “Yes there is! It has witchcraft in it!”

Me: “Witchcraft?”

Customer: “Yes! When I tried to install a program on it, it said it was starting a wizard. Wizards and witchcraft are evil! I don’t know why you would sell such things at a store like this!”

Me: “Ma’am, a ‘wizard’ on a computer is just the name of the program that helps the install process, it makes it quick so that it is like magic, hence the name ‘wizard’.”

Customer: “I don’t care about your make believe hull-a-b-loo religion! It goes against my beliefs to have anything to do with that type of thing! Now give me my refund so I can be out of this evil place!”

Me: “Sure ma’am, this way.”

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  • Vira Vandom

    Part of me is glad that they think magick is “evil”, since the very notion is what caused me to start questioning their rubbish beliefs in the first place.

    On the other hand, it’s rather detrimental to humanity for them to think such a wonderful thing is “evil”.

    • Moon

      Yeah.
      Magick is just miracles by another name.
      Miracles that they want.
      It’s kinda like they are Hypocrites, those OVERLY HOLY people.
      Seriously, THERE’S SUCH A THING AS BEING TOO HOLY, PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!