Likely Not A Fan Of Spell Checking
Customer: “Excuse me!”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I want to return this laptop I bought from you yesterday.”
Me: “Oh, really? Why? Is there a problem with it?”
Customer: “Yes there is! It has witchcraft in it!”
Me: “Witchcraft?”
Customer: “Yes! When I tried to install a program on it, it said it was starting a wizard. Wizards and witchcraft are evil! I don’t know why you would sell such things at a store like this!”
Me: “Ma’am, a ‘wizard’ on a computer is just the name of the program that helps the install process. It makes it quick so that it is like magic, hence the name ‘wizard’.”
Customer: “I don’t care about your make-believe hullabaloo religion! It goes against my beliefs to have anything to do with that type of thing! Now give me my refund so I can be out of this evil place!”
Me: “Sure, ma’am, this way.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.