Like To Keep Their Patients Active

(I am looking at a sample of urine under the microscope. It is from a male patient, and there are a LOT of sperm cells in it. This doesn’t happen unless the male was… active… VERY recently.)

Me: “Wow, this sure has a lot of sperm in it! Still wriggling and everything!”

(My demure, usually very professional, almost-grandmotherly coworker comes over and checks it out.)

Coworker: “Huh. The nurse must have been really cute.”