Like… Seventeen Hundred Years Ago?
Customer: “What day is Christmas?”
Me: “It’s Saturday.”
Customer: “No, what day number is it?”
Me: “The twenty-fifth.”
Customer: “Isn’t that what it was last year?”
Me: “It’s on the same date every year.”
Customer: “Oh. When did they start doing that?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
