Like Father, Like Son
(A guy walks up to the register carrying his two or three-year-old son and places him on the counter.)
Me: “Do you have a rewards card with us?”
Guy: “No, and I don’t want one either. No!”
(The little boy grabs the stylus from the PIN pad and starts trying to draw.)
Little Boy: “No! No! No! No!”
Me: *jokingly* “See, look what you taught him.”
(The guy tries to take the stylus from his son.)
Guy: “Give me the d*** pen!”
Little Boy: “Give me the d*** pen! Give me the d*** pen!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.