Lights Aren’t The Only Thing A Bit Dim, Part 2
Restaurant | Right
| July 2, 2011
Customer: “Your lights are so dim. Can you please turn them up?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, there are only two settings, on and off.
Customer: “Well, turn them on, then!”
Me: “They are on.”
Customer: “Liar!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?