Light Of Jesus Is Light Comedy

(An older woman comes in the store with a girl who I assume is her granddaughter and buys some phone accessories. I tell her the total and she begins to dig around in her purse for her wallet.)

Grandmother: *pulls out a flashlight and shines it at her granddaughter* “IT’S THE LIGHT OF JESUS!”

Granddaughter: *looks embarrassed and shoves the flashlight away*

(She finds her wallet and pays, and then I bag her items and hand them to her.)

Me: “Have a nice day!”

Grandmother: “Baby, you just have a blessed day. The world will try to get you down but just know that it’s all in here.” *puts her fist over her heart* “Your soul. It’s all in your soul. Just remember that.”

Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”

Granddaughter: *quickly ushers the woman out the door*

(As soon as they left my coworker and I burst out laughing. Thank you, “Encouragement Lady,” for brightening our busy afternoon!)