Life, The Universe, Coupons, And Everything
Customer: “But why can’t I use this coupon?”
Manager: “Because it has expired, ma’am.”
Customer: “But why?”
Manager: “Because it’s expired, ma’am. The date on the coupon has already passed.”
Customer: “But why?”
Manager: “Because… time is linear?”
Customer: “But why?”
Manager: “I just manage a grocery store, ma’am. You’ll need to speak to a physicist for those bigger questions.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
