Life Just Handed You Lemons

| Working | September 30, 2015

(I arrive at a sandwich shop for breakfast on my way to work and walk in to find an employee complaining to someone about a coworker.)

Employee: “…and she never cleans right! Now we’ve got wilted lettuce and slimy chicken!”

(They both suddenly stop and realize that I’ve been standing there for a large portion of the conversation.)

Employee: “Oh. Hi. What can I get you?”

Me: “Well, I was going to have food, but I think I’ll just get lemonade.”

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