Levelling Up In The Game Of Life

, , , | Related | June 12, 2017

(I’m moving out of my dad’s house and packing all of my things to take them with me. My kid sister is horrified to find that I’m taking about a third of the video games with me, including several of her favorites.)

Sister: “You can’t take those! Those are Daddy’s!”

Me: “No, they’re not. All of these are mine. I either bought them myself or was given them as birthday or Christmas gifts.”

Sister: “Well, you can’t take that one either! That one’s mine!”

Me: “No, it’s not. I pre-ordered this game and paid for about $50 worth of DLC missions. It’s mine and it’s coming with me.”

Sister: “But I play it!”

Me: “That doesn’t make it suddenly yours.”

Sister: “But you can’t take them because you don’t have anything to play them on!”

Me: “I just bought a PS3 so I can play them.”

(She then ran off and told our dad that I was stealing all of her video games, and then threw a tantrum and started screaming that it was unfair that I was allowed to take my property with me. A week prior she was happy to hear that I was leaving so she could have my room. Apparently she thought that meant she could keep my stuff, too.)

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