Lettuce Reconsider What A Salad Can Be

, , , , | Right | January 2, 2019

My freshman year of college, I lived in the dorms, and my building had one of the more popular cafeterias on campus.

One day, I’m getting lunch and standing at the salad bar, waiting to go down the line. A guy in front of me has a large salad bowl and a small plate on a tray. He reaches the lettuce in the salad bar and stacks both the bowl and the plate completely full of lettuce. It’s towering over and nearly filling the entire tray by the time he’s done. He doesn’t get anything else from the salad bar and walks away to sit down.

To this day I hope he enjoyed his all-lettuce, no-nutrients, basically-water lunch.

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