Lettuce Call It A Salad

A friendly young woman comes in and places an unusual order.

Customer: “Could you make me a fat-free pepperoni pizza?”

Me: “I can try, but I can’t guarantee success. The main ingredients in pizza are fat and regret.”

Customer: “Regret isn’t a real ingredient.”

Me: “That ingredient usually presents itself after the eating.”

We both laugh.

Me: “Honestly, if you’re looking for something healthy, there’s a great vegetarian place just down the street.”

Customer: “Oh, it’s fine. I’m going to put the pizza slices into a salad bowl. That makes it a salad.”

You know what? Fair enough.