Letting The Relationship Go Down The Toilet, Part 2

| Romantic | February 2, 2014

(My husband and I have been married more than 18 years, and are very comfortable with each other. A little TOO comfortable, sometimes. I have bladder issues, and some days I’m running to the bathroom every half hour. On my return from yet another visit to the porcelain throne…)

Husband: “I’m going to start believing in reincarnation. That way I can come back as a toilet bowl.”

Me: “Uh, why?”

Husband: “So I can spend more time with you!”


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