Let’s Vaguely Saunter Into The Sunset
(My boyfriend and I are cuddled up watching TV and playfully talking about eloping. I am notoriously lazy.)
Me: “Let’s run away together!”
Boyfriend: “You realise the word ‘run’ is in there, right?”
Me: “Never mind. Let’s brisk-walk away together!”
Boyfriend: “That’s still moving, my love.”
Me: “Fine, then carry me to the car so we can drive off into the sunset… with you driving. I’ll be by your side forever! Passenger side.”
Boyfriend: *laughing and kissing my forehead* ” You’re such a romantic!”
Me: “I try.”
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