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Let’s Not Make A Tissue Of This

| Learning | June 3, 2013

Me: “Welcome to [university]. You’re speaking with [my name]. How can I help?”

Caller: “Hey, can I speak to the, um, uh, English department?”

Me: “A lot of our tutors are on holidays right now, so they aren’t in their offices. Is there anything I can help with?”

Caller: “Oh yeah, I was doing a course with you guys but didn’t get to finish it because I got caught watching p*rn on the computers there.”

Me: “… Okay.”

Caller: “But it’s alright though because I’ve got a computer at home now. Can I come back and finish my course?”

Me: “I’ll send an email through to them for you and ask them to contact you when they are back in office next week. What are your contact details?”

(The caller gives me his contact details.)

Me: “Okay, I’ll send this through now for you. They’ll be in contact with you early next week. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

Caller: “No, that’s it.”

Me: “Thank you for calling. Have a lovely day!”

Caller: “I will. I’m off to use my computer now. Bye!”