Let’s Not Do This One More Time
(We have a large flying saucer in the children’s play area. A respectable looking customer comes over to me as I’m stocking shelves nearby.)
Customer: “Excuse me, why is that flying saucer there?”
Me: “Oh, we have that there for the kids to play in while their parents shop.”
Customer: “No, I mean what is it doing on the ground?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Well it’s not called a flying saucer for nothing; it should be flying!”
Me: “Well, I—”
Customer: *singing* “Starships were meant to flyyyyyyy!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
