Let’s Hope The Suite Comes With A Wet Room!
I’m putting together a European trip for a newly-retired couple going on their first trip in a while.
Me: “Okay, so let’s talk hotels.”
Caller: “Yes, we were on YouTube, and we liked the look of the Incontinence.”
Me: “The… Incon… what now?”
Caller: “The Incontinence. Is that how you say it? We’re not good with languages. Is it pronounced In-con-tineau or something?”
Me: “Did you mean the Intercontinental?”
Caller: “Now that you mention it, that sounds better than what I said.”
Anything would have been better than what he said!
Still, it’s not as bad as that guy who called, who wanted to stay in The White Lotus and “specifically that room with the pool where all those women banged”.
