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Let’s Hope He’s Just Horsing Around

, , , , | Working | September 4, 2012

(I’m looking for equipment for my horse, and although it’s unlikely, I decide to try a local sporting goods store. I’m female and the employee is male.)

Me: “Hey, is there any chance you have whips or riding crops?”

Employee: “Try an adult store.”

Me: “No, it’s for my horse.”

Employee: *smirks* “Yeah, try an adult store.”

Me: “I meant an actual horse, not a human. Anyway, guess you don’t have any. Thanks, though!”

Employee: “I know what you mean.” *winks* “Hey, if you ever need a new horse, try me.”

Me: “Um, no, thanks.”

(I got out, quickly!)

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